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So apparently I'm the only one in this place capable of going into town without incurring some hideous form of trauma. What am I doing wrong?

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Your wife does, at least for me. Though in my case it's called "my medical history."

[x-cable.livejournal.com]

Oh, but you don't have a bed named after you.