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So apparently I'm the only one in this place capable of going into town without incurring some hideous form of trauma. What am I doing wrong?

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It's not condescending if you're actually superior -- I should think you of all people would know that, yes? Because of your vast intelligence, dazzling beauty, sensible diet, and superhuman ability to convince Forge to leave the lab every now and again. (One of which is harder than it looks.)

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Ooooh... you're good. You may stay.

I have no idea what's going on, but you may stay.

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I'm pleased that I please you. A pleasure, even.

No worries about the cluelessness. It's never stopped me before.

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You know, for someone who's never met Monet, you do a scarily good impression of her sometimes. ;-)

Course, the only difference is that Monet wouldn't have said any of the complimentary things about Paige. Replace all the "your" and "you" with "my" and "me", and you're golden. ;-)