I am returned

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Rejoice, for I have completed my sojourn to the West Coast. I stand now before you newly bronzed and lightly bruised by less familiar fists, as is the hazard of training away from one's generous donor of a healing factor. I may even be in time for the fall term. . . . Probably.

So, what have I missed?

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In no particular order:
- I had my arm ripped off and was nearly beaten to death by a psychotic Hungarian.
- The Blackbird crashed (notably prior to the previous incident)
- Jennie actually came back from Europe
- India almost blew up.
- At some point Crystal and I decided to move in together which has apparently caused a tectonic residential shift.
- Julio turned into a werewolf.
- And in a bit, I'm about to break several laws of physics to boot Angel's husband into another dimension.

It's been a fun summer. Really.

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Wait, wait, wait. Wait just one moment.

You and Crystal are cohabitating?

Really, mate, if you're not going to take this seriously you may as well not comment.

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I didn't turn into a werewolf. That would be silly.

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I beg to differ. Being a werewolf is quite entertaining.

Just . . . avoid large felines.

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No. See. I was a large feline. And attacked your sister.

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Ah, I see.

. . . actually, upon closer consideration I find I do not. What?

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Simple Version: Guatemala sucks

Not So Simple Version: We ended up smack in the middle of a revenge by a crazy native woman and the guy who burned down her village. I saved her life, she got me possessed and turned into a were-jaguar and tried to eat your sister before I broke the evil guy's neck and she let me go.

Supposedly anyway. I don't remember any of this.

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Ah. So . . . a typical Saturday here, then.

You have my sympathies. Attempting to consume one's acquaintences due to involuntary reflex is quite a troublesome condition. I hope you suffer no ill effects from doing battle with my sister's hair.

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Yes, you would know, wouldn't you. Your sister's hair is fine. She's more pissed off about the clothes I ruined.

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Forgie, Honey, real quick geographical quiz. Where are the British Virgin Islands?

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Britain's part of Europe?

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No, honey, The Caribbean is sadly no where near the content of Europe.

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Give me a break, I'm an engineer, not a cartographer. Why do I need to know where the Caribbean is? I have people to do that for me.

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Mate, I'm not so certain this is something I care to hear from one certified to pilot the Blackbird.

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Remember that talk we had, about us not talking about certain things because it looks like you carry a grudge? Yeah.

I was on a boat, communing with nature, whether I wanted to or not. :P

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On a boat, in the Caribbean, "communing with nature".

This sounds like one of those books Terry leaves laying about.

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I note that naked skinny dipping is way more awesome when not being caught by your friend's paunchy, middle-aged Dad.