I am returned

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Rejoice, for I have completed my sojourn to the West Coast. I stand now before you newly bronzed and lightly bruised by less familiar fists, as is the hazard of training away from one's generous donor of a healing factor. I may even be in time for the fall term. . . . Probably.

So, what have I missed?

Comments

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

hi could you never use marius and head in the same sentence ever plz?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Dude, I just booted up all over the Danger Room floor and had to clean it - I totally get a pass for whatever I say. La la la.

And hey, you're using the picture I took of you! Before I ran!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I have sambusas and tiny donuts.

Yeah, well, when it Mysteriously Appears on my desk. WTH were you doing lurking outside the locker rooms anyways?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Once my stomach settles, I'll have to come by and steal some if they're still there.

And, uh, duh. Pretty. I landed in a house full of pretty men who come out of locker rooms half-naked.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I have a lot. I was bored and filo dough is cheap. The tiny donuts are from the tiny donut guy though - I don't have a tiny donut making machine.

Hey, I was not half naked, I just forgot about shirts because I was more worried about ... uh.. I think my ribs that time. It's usually ribs with Garrison.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Hey, who was making jokes about me being naked?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I wasn't joking. I never wanna see you naked.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Still. That made me pause, man. You're the only one around here who's ever made jokes about seeing me in the nude.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That's because I get to like, exist in this weird state between straight and confused about it, and so I get to say anything I want.

What? It made sense in my head!

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I'm going to stand over here now...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, but no donuts for you then. Wait. I wasn't gonna share with you anyway. Nevermind!

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Dude, I wouldn't want your donuts anyway.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Lies. Someone used to steal them and eat them out of the fridge and I can't steal my own donuts.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Oh like you've never stolen any of my food.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I don't steal food, just hats.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

This is why I refuse to wear them. Because I know how bad it looks on everyone else.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Could be worse. Nori could get a hat and a camera and ... well, it probably can't be any worse than this.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I don't let my girlfriend dress me. And even if she did dress me, I'd probably still look better than after Clarice has finished with you.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Hey! My hat is cute! You have no fashion sense at all.

~Translated from Japanese~

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

That's what she said!

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

exactly.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Definitely not a joking matter.

~Translated from Japanese~

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Not by him anyway.