things i have learned

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-trying to type without fingers isn't worth the effort.

-vomiting pine needles and grass is far less pleasant than eating them.

-there is no good way to steal a fake limb...though several hillarious ones.

-rahne can indeed return my arse to me on a silver platter. catseye doesn't bother to return it at all.

-don't try to one-up mr. dayspring.

-it is possible for my palms to teethe, and it bloody itches.


at any rate, mostly bipedal again. still some issue with speech and fine motor skills, but moira says she'll be rightby the end of the week. and yes, i have been punished. to be specific, a grounding, two maulings, various lectures, and moira smacking me on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper. call it a folly of youth. tried to limit the wanton destruction to the grounds, but i'm sure i did something. if i happened to inadvertantly claw, drool on, or otherwise damage anything, i'll see about repairing or replacing it. except for jennie's door, for which i will reimburse the school but feel under no obligation to apologize for. reason being, jennie was the one dropped it on my head in the first place. and after i brought her lunch, too.


ps; forge, i hear you're the man to talk to about shapeshifting clothing. while idon't intend to make a habit of the slow crawl between species bit, i'm finding there are times a bloke could really use a dependable pair of daks.

Comments

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Catseye can lend hers in the meantime! (Though Catseye still thinks going without clothing is best. Pbhhhht!)

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

Right, sure, after you re-arranged my room and licked my face.

I repeat, he LICKED MY FACE.

You're lucky you didn't get the flu.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

So... he gives Rahne a few hickeys, licks your face, and rolls around in bed with Catseye?

Three guesses as to what Marius is thankful for this year.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

my astonishing collection of injuries, you mean?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

so you say. do you know how long it took to get the taste out of my mouth? why do you think i tried the pine needles in the first place?

[x-roulette.livejournal.com]

this is me. so not having any sympathy.

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-don't try to one-up mr. dayspring.

There were a number of people around here who could have told you that, Marius.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

Well, you're close to normal again - but I think I could whip up a set of mimetically reactive clothing for you. Might not be fashionable, but it'll make sure that if your lunch gets the better of you, you're not walking around in the altogether all of a sudden.