You are what you eat

Heavens! That's awful! Who would do such a thing?

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Oh yes, what a puzzler this is. Truly I an utterly baffled as to who the potemtial perpetrators could possibly be.

What tornemt. Mow I type like you.

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I am hurt. How is it that I fall under suspicion? Or, as you would say, suspiciom.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Dude, seriously. If I'm gonna risk my mortal soul on 'idemtifimg' the 'imtruders', there better be pizza 'imvolved'.

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The fact the imtruders have the ability to comsune your nortal soul marrows the field all om its own.

At least im theory, as I an umder the inpressiom this is bemeath Illyama.

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x-wildchild.livejournal.com

Hey, mortal soul, total embarassment, same thing.

I think a illyama is a type of potato, dude.

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Mot at all.

Their fleece has provided ne with namy a fine shirt.

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x-firestar.livejournal.com

What was that about a llama?

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Llamas were in his room. Rearragin' his keyboard...

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x-firestar.livejournal.com

I told you about those llamas. Always going in, messin' stuff up.

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Not a llama. An Illyama. Which I have heard are silkier, but far more prone to inflict disfiguring injuries.

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x-firestar.livejournal.com

lllyama's are scarier than llamas.

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And whose brilliant idea was it to raid her underwear drawer? It was I who convinced her that reducing you to a greasy stain on the carpet might be frowned upon.

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You should speak to security about that. Imtruders is the job of the man with the cameras. Or the nam with the caneras.

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Oh yes, he would be the logical choice. If there werem't an oceam betwixt us amd the opportumity to exploit.

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Oh dear. That must mean that the clever and talented intruders will have pulled off the perfect "crine".

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My, he's irritable. I wonder if he's been getting enough sleep?

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Perhaps it's something he ate?

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well, it must be galling to get pranked so very well...

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You'd think he'd be honored to be the recipient of such genius pranking.

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Truly! Things were a little too dull anyway.

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Well, not today they weren't.

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Let me rephrase. Things were dull for those of us who had to sit through medieval history today.

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Oh yes, quite cunning. Veritable criminal masterminds you are. And now that you two have surrendered even the faintest pretense of innocence I shall cease this farce, having determined the source even in spite of Kyle's shocking lack of help.

Also because I can no longer be bothered with the mental effort required to actually look at that which I type, as every single one of our curiously copious substitute teachers today insisted on meaningless reading rather than something sensibly without thought such as an educational film.

(The quantity of staff absences being, I'm sure, absolutely coincidental to today's massive news coverage of high-profile abductions.)

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And what have we learned today?

1. lock your door
2. Even the traditional male code as to people breaking and entering into your suitemate's room does not hold up in the face of Grandma Stavros's homemade honeycakes
3. Next time a mutual friend decides to run off on a voyage of amazing discovery and childlike wonderment it might behoove you to mention this as soon as you find out.
4. The staff absences which were in no way related to the successful retrieval of the president's daughters also somehow equaled extra homework. So while yay for the staff during their "inservice", boo for more friggin' homework.

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Yes, please more point one. I can use the practice.

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1. You assume I have some sense of either a) privacy or b) secrets. Both of which are blatantly incorrect assumptions, as that would require a degree of c) shame.
2. Ah, is that the necessary bribe? Next time I shall remember. The offered squeaktoy this go won me nothing.
3. I believe my ommission was understandable on the grounds that if I noticed, clearly it was not exactly covert. Besides, you are not entitled to the Bible of my life. You knew when you married me it would be only cliffnotes at best.
4. Yes, odd how the priorities fall, isn't it?

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1. Of course not, as I stated to my partner in crime. Not like a locked door can stop either of us anyway.
2. You know, that may be the reason why he agreed to let us in even without the offering of goodies.
3. Dude, who goes down to the medlab once a day? Not me. And it's not exactly like he was shouting it from the rooftops.
4. It's a win. Hence the lack of flailing. I felt the subs should have taken into account our fragile emotional state while hearing about a hostage situation that the teachers were in no way helping to aid law enforcement agencies and taken pity on us and let us watch Wallace and Grommit for the tenth time instead of doing actual work.

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Ny omly regret about ny cure is that potemtial respomses to connemts of this mature are far less varied.

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x-rahne.livejournal.com

...Someone reprogrammed your keyboard today?

*blimks*

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