Kyle, just to set your mind at ease:

[xp_emplate]

I've already placed a call to one of the approved contractors.

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[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

He's mad because I'm taller than he is.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. But my hair is better.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

BIGGER IS NOT THE SAME AS BETTER NEITHER IS SPROINGIER

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

What does sproingier mean?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Like a spring. Curly and kind of.. bouncy.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Oh! I like that word then.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's a pretty good word. It's one of those words that sounds like what it is, so sproing is kind of the noise that a spring makes and it describes how a spring (or Marius' hair) looks.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

So would your hair be like pointier?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Sorta. Yvette's hair is pointy. Mine's just more... hairier.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

ohh, right! Like your neat feet!

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Ohh.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

and I have better hair, don't listen to him. He lies like a lying liar.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

We could always ask Molly whose is the superior hair.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I think she already got a dessert-pizza-bake-off out of us.

seriously, how did this happen?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

At this point, I judge rolling with it easier than attempting to determine this.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I still want my sugar cookies though, man.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, I will bake you these sugar cookies you so crave. After all, I only nearly fell off a roof during the course of doing you a favour. Obviously it is you who is owed a boon.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

DONT YOU BRING IN LOGIC HERE I WANT COOKIES

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

hee, awesome.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

This is gonna be fun!

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Everybody!

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

I like both your hair!

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Well you're no help now, are you?

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

But your hair is both good! You have curly hair and Kyle has straight hair and they're not the same to be able to compare 'em and stuff. They're both good hair.