Kyle, just to set your mind at ease:

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I've already placed a call to one of the approved contractors.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Considering none of my Unfortunate Incidents happened under the aegis of X-work, I find that quite a reasonable goal.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

But I'm unsquishable and punchy so that will help, right?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

In theory. Just don't go out with the intent of testing it, yes?

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

kay! :D