Kyle, just to set your mind at ease:

[xp_emplate]

I've already placed a call to one of the approved contractors.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

That was more or less my response. It was quite possibly one of the worst mutations ever. Certainly one of the stickier ones.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

So did you have to wear like baggies so it wouldn't get everywhere?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Fingerless gloves. Also very useful for not becoming awkwardly entangled in one's own sheets, clothing, or hair.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

And for making it easier to grip stuff!