Kyle, just to set your mind at ease:

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I've already placed a call to one of the approved contractors.

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[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Dude! Molly did you miss that whole part where I was like "hey, are you the dude with the fake eye Yoda told me about?" and he was like "yeah" and I was like "can you see outta it?" and he was like "no, but it vibrates when someone comes up on that side?"

So, dude, he's totally got a Vibra-socket because his eyeball vibrates in its socket to tell him stuff is there. It's like the coolest thing ever. Sorta. Okay, so it's mostly really fucking weird, but kinda awesome because it's weird.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Oh, is that what was meant? That's quite the relief.

I would have asked the context, but feared it would require an answer I did not particularly wish to deliver.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Well, that was like the upgrade nickname. he started off with Lazy Eye. Who knew Vibra-Socket would be the classy option, right?

And yeah, totally just about his vibrating eye. My eye itches whenever I think about a vibrating eye. because...dude, that would be so damn itchy and annoying. Like, how do you not claw it the fuck out when it does that?

I wonder if he can set it to go off as an alarm. That would sooo wake you up. I hope he doesn't have a cat. His eyeball would be vibrating like half the night 'cause kitty wants to lay on his head. Oooh, unless he takes it out at night.

...Sarah gave me a lot of sugar.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

You don't say.


Incidentally, the remnants of the day's bake-off are still in the kitchen and free to all.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

There are cookies? That I didn't make? And are edible? Awesome! I am so coming down to swipe some for me and hot sauce!

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

They are indeed edible. Alas, there was no clear winner. The judge was far too diplomatic.

Mine would be the one with chocolate-covered strawberries.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooooo chocolate-covered strawberries! Who made the other ones? Also you might be my favorite even before I actually eat the cookies just because they have chocolate covered strawberries!

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Kyle was the sole contender. And you may thank the judge for the strawberries. The request was hers.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Yoda baked things? O.O Who was the judge? Judge chick has awesome taste.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Molly, of course.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Oooh the half-pint! Yes, she is pretty awesome anyway but now she gets more awesome points.