Kyle, just to set your mind at ease:

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I've already placed a call to one of the approved contractors.

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If it is Clarice to whom you refer, then you, sir, are in for an experience.

Although as a friendly word of advice, I would look into something that effectively removes glitter. It is notoriously difficult to remove and should it travel to your paramour's apartment I suspect it may result in a police report.

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I figured as much.

And duly noted. Thanks for the tip.