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[xp_emplate]

So apparently I'm the only one in this place capable of going into town without incurring some hideous form of trauma. What am I doing wrong?

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[x-forge.livejournal.com]

I find your butt disturbing.

No, wait. I'm confusing "disturbing" with "oddly hypnotic and mesmerizing". Damn the powers of the Mutant Hypno-Butt!

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Well, that's. Um. Something new to put on my trainee file?

Oh! Look! Somewhat articulate! Go me.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I find you both disturbing. Unclip your pocket protectors and find a spare room -- do you both good.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

One of these days, remind me to tell you why that's a bad idea.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Because if you ever get laid you'll lose your incredible powers? You've gotten over that before.

[x-forge.livejournal.com]

This is you shutting up now.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Oh, so this would be one of those times? Right, then. Go back to playing with your arm. I permit it. (Incidentally, still buzzing on Doug's brainpower if you need any company. Of course, I don't actually know the first thing about programming, so it may be a bit rough, but I'm around.)

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

...does this spare room have low calorie cookies in it? Or a giant supercomputer? I'm perplexed.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Whatever gets you there, luv.

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Alright, now you're just being condescending. Less cute. Feel free to go back to doing that thing where you call me smart, though.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

It's not condescending if you're actually superior -- I should think you of all people would know that, yes? Because of your vast intelligence, dazzling beauty, sensible diet, and superhuman ability to convince Forge to leave the lab every now and again. (One of which is harder than it looks.)

[x-foliate.livejournal.com]

Ooooh... you're good. You may stay.

I have no idea what's going on, but you may stay.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I'm pleased that I please you. A pleasure, even.

No worries about the cluelessness. It's never stopped me before.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

You know, for someone who's never met Monet, you do a scarily good impression of her sometimes. ;-)

Course, the only difference is that Monet wouldn't have said any of the complimentary things about Paige. Replace all the "your" and "you" with "my" and "me", and you're golden. ;-)