I am returned

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Rejoice, for I have completed my sojourn to the West Coast. I stand now before you newly bronzed and lightly bruised by less familiar fists, as is the hazard of training away from one's generous donor of a healing factor. I may even be in time for the fall term. . . . Probably.

So, what have I missed?

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[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Forge just helped me send a version of a potential future husband of mine back to his dimension. In other words, he's never EVER letting me live that one down.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Right. So, let me get this straight. In addition to the more regular acts of destruction and humanitarian aid:

1) Julio was a giant cat;
2) Forge and Crystal are living together;
3) You are married, in a situation I am beginning to understand is in the same vein as Mr. Dayspring playing host to the ghosts of various peoples who had yet to be born.

Ah, Xavier's. How I have missed your breathtaking inversion of reality as we know it.

This situation begs only one possible response:

I dance.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

I am not married. A future, alt me from another dimension is married to Ben. Duh.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say, my dear. However, I confess to a hint of disappointment that I was not invited to the alternate future wedding. I would have made an adequately excellent usher. That is to say nothing of my impeccable taste in alternate future gifts.

I now dance the dance of delicately wounded feelings.

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Well, I promise the next time there's any chance of an alternate future wedding, not only will you be an usher but you'll be the head usher.

Because there's nothing that says Marius more than head.

Usher.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

hi could you never use marius and head in the same sentence ever plz?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Dude, I just booted up all over the Danger Room floor and had to clean it - I totally get a pass for whatever I say. La la la.

And hey, you're using the picture I took of you! Before I ran!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I have sambusas and tiny donuts.

Yeah, well, when it Mysteriously Appears on my desk. WTH were you doing lurking outside the locker rooms anyways?

[x-firestar.livejournal.com]

Once my stomach settles, I'll have to come by and steal some if they're still there.

And, uh, duh. Pretty. I landed in a house full of pretty men who come out of locker rooms half-naked.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I have a lot. I was bored and filo dough is cheap. The tiny donuts are from the tiny donut guy though - I don't have a tiny donut making machine.

Hey, I was not half naked, I just forgot about shirts because I was more worried about ... uh.. I think my ribs that time. It's usually ribs with Garrison.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Hey, who was making jokes about me being naked?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I wasn't joking. I never wanna see you naked.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Still. That made me pause, man. You're the only one around here who's ever made jokes about seeing me in the nude.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

That's because I get to like, exist in this weird state between straight and confused about it, and so I get to say anything I want.

What? It made sense in my head!

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

I'm going to stand over here now...

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Okay, but no donuts for you then. Wait. I wasn't gonna share with you anyway. Nevermind!

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Dude, I wouldn't want your donuts anyway.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Lies. Someone used to steal them and eat them out of the fridge and I can't steal my own donuts.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Oh like you've never stolen any of my food.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I don't steal food, just hats.

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

This is why I refuse to wear them. Because I know how bad it looks on everyone else.

[x-wasp.livejournal.com]

That's what she said!

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

exactly.

[x-kaminari.livejournal.com]

~Translated from Japanese~

Definitely not a joking matter.

~Translated from Japanese~

[x-rictor.livejournal.com]

Not by him anyway.