I cannot speak to what Layla intended, but Mr. Summers suffered an accident some years ago where he lost an eye. He has quite a nice prosthetic now, however, and it does not seem to impair him much.
Dude! Molly did you miss that whole part where I was like "hey, are you the dude with the fake eye Yoda told me about?" and he was like "yeah" and I was like "can you see outta it?" and he was like "no, but it vibrates when someone comes up on that side?"
So, dude, he's totally got a Vibra-socket because his eyeball vibrates in its socket to tell him stuff is there. It's like the coolest thing ever. Sorta. Okay, so it's mostly really fucking weird, but kinda awesome because it's weird.
Well, that was like the upgrade nickname. he started off with Lazy Eye. Who knew Vibra-Socket would be the classy option, right?
And yeah, totally just about his vibrating eye. My eye itches whenever I think about a vibrating eye. because...dude, that would be so damn itchy and annoying. Like, how do you not claw it the fuck out when it does that?
I wonder if he can set it to go off as an alarm. That would sooo wake you up. I hope he doesn't have a cat. His eyeball would be vibrating like half the night 'cause kitty wants to lay on his head. Oooh, unless he takes it out at night.
Ooooooooooo chocolate-covered strawberries! Who made the other ones? Also you might be my favorite even before I actually eat the cookies just because they have chocolate covered strawberries!
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Date: 2011-12-10 09:42 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2011-12-10 09:47 pm (UTC)oh...is that what Layla was talking about? :(
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Date: 2011-12-10 09:56 pm (UTC)I really couldn't even begin to hazard a guess.
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Date: 2011-12-10 09:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-11 03:48 am (UTC)So, dude, he's totally got a Vibra-socket because his eyeball vibrates in its socket to tell him stuff is there. It's like the coolest thing ever. Sorta. Okay, so it's mostly really fucking weird, but kinda awesome because it's weird.
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Date: 2011-12-11 03:57 am (UTC)I would have asked the context, but feared it would require an answer I did not particularly wish to deliver.
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Date: 2011-12-11 04:05 am (UTC)And yeah, totally just about his vibrating eye. My eye itches whenever I think about a vibrating eye. because...dude, that would be so damn itchy and annoying. Like, how do you not claw it the fuck out when it does that?
I wonder if he can set it to go off as an alarm. That would sooo wake you up. I hope he doesn't have a cat. His eyeball would be vibrating like half the night 'cause kitty wants to lay on his head. Oooh, unless he takes it out at night.
...Sarah gave me a lot of sugar.
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Date: 2011-12-11 04:08 am (UTC)Incidentally, the remnants of the day's bake-off are still in the kitchen and free to all.
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Date: 2011-12-11 04:23 am (UTC)Mine would be the one with chocolate-covered strawberries.
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