Kyle, just to set your mind at ease:

[xp_emplate]

I've already placed a call to one of the approved contractors.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

When in close proximity to another mutant they secreted a sort of numbing analgesic substance that doubled for an anti-coagulant, much like the saliva of a vampire bat. I'm told it made the biting a shade less painful, but it was quite sticky and did not wash well.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Oh...um...okay.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Marius' biteyhands made the drool themselves to make people not hurt and bleed easier when he bit them with his hands. It was sticky and gross.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

oh!

That's...I dunno what to say about that.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's fine, you can say it's gross.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

I guess so, yeah. :-/

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

That was more or less my response. It was quite possibly one of the worst mutations ever. Certainly one of the stickier ones.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

So did you have to wear like baggies so it wouldn't get everywhere?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Fingerless gloves. Also very useful for not becoming awkwardly entangled in one's own sheets, clothing, or hair.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

And for making it easier to grip stuff!