Kyle, just to set your mind at ease:

[xp_emplate]

I've already placed a call to one of the approved contractors.

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[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Yeah, rethink that last bit, Anakyle.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

THATS WHY I WAS LIKE HOLD ON

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Is your capslock broken? I'm pretty sure you should get that looked at.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

No, it's perfectly fine. I just have that effect on people.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I don't feel the need to capslock at you.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

You've also never been one of my flatmates.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

This is very true. I get an excitable purple girl, nickname Skittles, as my suitemate. It promises to be interesting.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

If it is Clarice to whom you refer, then you, sir, are in for an experience.

Although as a friendly word of advice, I would look into something that effectively removes glitter. It is notoriously difficult to remove and should it travel to your paramour's apartment I suspect it may result in a police report.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

I figured as much.

And duly noted. Thanks for the tip.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

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