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I've already placed a call to one of the approved contractors.

Date: 2011-12-10 09:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
you are still purple with one horn and one eye though

Date: 2011-12-10 09:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Only after a particularly unfortunate powers-stack.

Date: 2011-12-10 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Technically? Only Mr. Summers. But that was an accident.

Date: 2011-12-10 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-minibruiser.livejournal.com
Really? But he looks like he has both eyes.


oh...is that what Layla was talking about? :(

Date: 2011-12-10 09:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
I cannot speak to what Layla intended, but Mr. Summers suffered an accident some years ago where he lost an eye. He has quite a nice prosthetic now, however, and it does not seem to impair him much.

Date: 2011-12-10 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-minibruiser.livejournal.com
She said vibra socket? What does that mean?

Date: 2011-12-10 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
. . .

I really couldn't even begin to hazard a guess.

Date: 2011-12-10 09:57 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-12-11 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
Dude! Molly did you miss that whole part where I was like "hey, are you the dude with the fake eye Yoda told me about?" and he was like "yeah" and I was like "can you see outta it?" and he was like "no, but it vibrates when someone comes up on that side?"

So, dude, he's totally got a Vibra-socket because his eyeball vibrates in its socket to tell him stuff is there. It's like the coolest thing ever. Sorta. Okay, so it's mostly really fucking weird, but kinda awesome because it's weird.

Date: 2011-12-11 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Oh, is that what was meant? That's quite the relief.

I would have asked the context, but feared it would require an answer I did not particularly wish to deliver.

Date: 2011-12-11 04:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
Well, that was like the upgrade nickname. he started off with Lazy Eye. Who knew Vibra-Socket would be the classy option, right?

And yeah, totally just about his vibrating eye. My eye itches whenever I think about a vibrating eye. because...dude, that would be so damn itchy and annoying. Like, how do you not claw it the fuck out when it does that?

I wonder if he can set it to go off as an alarm. That would sooo wake you up. I hope he doesn't have a cat. His eyeball would be vibrating like half the night 'cause kitty wants to lay on his head. Oooh, unless he takes it out at night.

...Sarah gave me a lot of sugar.

Date: 2011-12-11 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
You don't say.


Incidentally, the remnants of the day's bake-off are still in the kitchen and free to all.

Date: 2011-12-11 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
There are cookies? That I didn't make? And are edible? Awesome! I am so coming down to swipe some for me and hot sauce!

Date: 2011-12-11 04:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
They are indeed edible. Alas, there was no clear winner. The judge was far too diplomatic.

Mine would be the one with chocolate-covered strawberries.

Date: 2011-12-11 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
Ooooooooooo chocolate-covered strawberries! Who made the other ones? Also you might be my favorite even before I actually eat the cookies just because they have chocolate covered strawberries!

Date: 2011-12-11 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Kyle was the sole contender. And you may thank the judge for the strawberries. The request was hers.

Date: 2011-12-11 04:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
Yoda baked things? O.O Who was the judge? Judge chick has awesome taste.

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Date: 2011-12-10 09:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I don't even know who you'd have to stack to get that.

Date: 2011-12-10 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Nor I, but I'm sure one exists.

Date: 2011-12-10 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
It'd have to be like, Clarice and Warren and like, some broken ass shapeshifter or someone with a really gross power or something. Don't do that, dude. It'd suck.

Date: 2011-12-10 09:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Three powers at once is pushing it a bit as it is. Also I do not believe I would retain the powers long enough to develop wings. I tried that with Jay. All I remember is intense discomfort and an inability to lay properly on my back.

Date: 2011-12-10 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
That's why I was thinking shapeshifter, because that's the only way I can think if you'd get wings.

Date: 2011-12-10 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-emplate.livejournal.com
Perhaps. I may be able to repurpose what I gleaned from Krug's powers. Or I could be complete pants at it, though under the circumstances that may be a plus.

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