Kyle, just to set your mind at ease:

[xp_emplate]

I've already placed a call to one of the approved contractors.

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[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Not to worry, Molly, it was quite some time ago, and as you can see my brain still works perfectly spaghetti cupboard.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Eeek! I should go get Dr. Beast!

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Marius, it's not nice to tease the nice young girl who saved your idiot behind.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Come now, it's all in good fun.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

:( It was a joke?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Yes, it was a joke. My legitimate, medically-confirmed braindamage is quite harmless and entirely unnoticable. I apologise for the misunderstanding, however. As noted, I am a deeply silly individual.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

It's okay! I forgive you!

Kyle says I should ask you for pizza and cookies, though.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Kyle is a very bitter individual. And just to spite him, I shall provide you with both.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Bitter like tastes funny?

Kyle said dessert pizza? I've never had one of those!

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Bitter in this sense meaning jaded, unhappy, a meanie-head, etc. Although if we are going literal I do not recall Kyle himself tasting particularly of one thing or the other. I don't believe my hands were in possession of tastebuds. (Though I will note energy projectors tend to be the chinese food of the mutant world . . .)

I have never made a dessert pizza, but we can experiment together. However, let me do the initial tasting. Believe it or not, I suspect I would face greater troubles if I were to let you contract food poisoning than if I had broken my back.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

You ate people with them?

I'm not squishable but I dunno if my insides are too...

You ate people?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Only a bit.

(Specifically, their bone marrow. I had Dietary Requirements.)

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

YOURE JUST JEALOUS

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Huh?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

He's mad because I'm taller than he is.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Except for the part where Mollie is actually convinced you have brain damage?

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

I do have brain damage. Just not the spaghetti cupboard sort.

You truly are no fun.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

So some people keep telling me. :P

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

You just need a horrific injury to repurpose as running joke. Weren't you once shot? Intentionally? It seems to me that has potential.

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Technically I've died twice. It was a laugh riot, for sure.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

IF WE GIVE YOU COOKIES TOO WILL YOU STPO BEING EMO?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Maybe.

[x-emplate.livejournal.com]

Only twice? I myself have had multiple close-calls: malnutrition and borderline organ failure in hospital, body-wide third degree burns in the dorm, respiratory failure in Medlab . . . it's good to have options.

[x-minibruiser.livejournal.com]

Whoa...so this happens a lot?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Perfectly Spaghetti Cupboard is the name of my Killers cover band.